if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry
If you knew me my first semester of college I’m sorry
if you know me now I’m sorry
MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING
Les mis: pop-punk edition
what a shame cosettes mom is a whore
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore
So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this:
is there a 420 in pi
humanity has made great strides today
Oh look at that, 413
Literally every possible number is in Pi. Somewhere in there is a line of numbers that, when turned into an image, shows you having sex with Nicholas Cage on the moon with Margaret Thatcher looking on and shedding a single sultry tear. Pi is amazing.
Into the Woods, 2014 (x)
FUCK I AM EXCITED
SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!!
GUYS. ITS A DISNEY MUSICAL. BY THE DIRECTOR OF CHICAGO AND THE PRODUCER OF WICKED. WATCH THE TRAILER.
I hope they don’t have that swinging dong like in the mainstage production ;__;
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone
…the weak are already weeding themselves out…
So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.